Friday, November 21, 2014

Tango and the Older Women

               In Pittsburgh there aren’t too many women my age here. I am fifty-four. I don’t get too many dances either because there are too many leaders. I am already missing the women of Madison.
               Let me try and explain what it is that I am feeling.
               I was on Facebook and I saw the headshot of a tanguera I knew back in Wisconsin. She is a busy mom with a full-time job trying her best to learn tango. When I first danced with her there was an explosion of relief. It was like a fireball shot of whiskey blowing through my soul. Just thinking about her reminds me of that feeling.
               It was a pleasant sensation even though it made me a little sad; kind of like remembering a loved one that had passed.
               I danced with a young lady last night. Very skilled but there was no spirit in our connection. It was like exercise, fifteen minutes on a treadmill, or a non-alcoholic beer or a virgin bloody Mary.
               It’s just me. I haven’t found the kind of women I like to dance with yet but I know they’re here. They are the heart and soul of tango. It is a dance that is all about the woman. There is a lot of tango in this town and it had to come from somewhere so I need to keep on looking.


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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Pittsburgh Tango Seen

Lucky for me I had a week to kill before I started my new job here near Wheeling, WV, and so I had a great opportunity to check out Pittsburgh’s multitude of tango offerings. Let me tell you that this is the youngest tango community I’ve ever come across and it is huge! There are lots of tango venues here in and all around the University of PIttsburgh.
Ladies, now hear this! Pittsburgh is LEADER heavy! That means there are too many leaders and too few followers. So please, get your butts up here and even out the numbers!
By far the best, as well as the most unique tango spot was the Milonga @ Rich’s located in the RJW Law Office on a Penn Avenue that is under heavy construction. There are two milongas here simultaneously on the first Friday of the month.
Upstairs there’s classic tango broadcast in a tiny office space. It is strewn with posters of Obama and relics of the Virgin Mary. I think it really is a working legal factory for the masses of Pittsburgh’s proletariat class. Vehicle titles and yellow carbon copies litter a desk at the far end of the room where a laptop executes the night’s music playlist.
It is a very casual scene.
Downstairs are the restrooms, an anteroom where finger foods and empanadas are offered on a small tray before you enter the main ballroom called the Dance Emporium. This place has ambiance that rivals that of the milonga at De Las Puertas in Albuquerque, NM. It does not have the size but it definitely has steel beams of character.
The walls are covered with posters of our President as Comrade Obama and the ceiling is strung with ancient bike parts welded onto plumbing fixtures.
Did I say restrooms? That might not be an accurate description but relief can be found and they are clean(at least the boys room was).
A man who introduced himself as Rob greeted me as soon as I walked in. He was in the middle of a dance with a young lady but that didn’t stop him from fulfilling his duties as a host. He’s a BIG guy: tall and heavy; yet he is a surprisingly talented leader, especially with the colgadas.
I would like to lead colgadas like him before I leave here, if I ever do leave.
It was early and there were five extra leaders. A man came over to play twenty questions and he informed me that Pittsburgh was leader heavy. He promised the odds would even out later and they did around 11 p.m.
I attended several more events over the next seven days and had quite a few conversations with members of the local tango tribe. I feel confident now that I can offer a reasonable account of the state of tango in the Steel City.
Apparently the population surge of young tangueros is a recent occurrence. Tango has been around here in the home of the Steelers since 1995 and there is a solid core of experienced dancers here. I did not notice a dominant style, in fact, I experienced almost all of them, from Milonguero-style or close embrace, to tango salon and nuevo tango.
For a complete and extremely accurate listing of all of P-burg’s tango check out their webpage: http://www.pittsburghtangueros.org/
Almost all of the events I attended were within two miles of the university. Most of the dance floors were small but there are a few genuine dance ballrooms here. 
This town is big on its tango offerings. Just last night I attended a workshop taught by Javier Antar and Kara Wenham. I’ve been here less than a week and already I’ve attended three milongas and two practicas. Sweet!

It looks like the Kayak Hombre got lucky on this job assignment. Great tango only 70 miles away and did I say that I’ve always been a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers? I think I might even get a chance to attend one of their games. Now where is my Terrible Towel?





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Friday, November 14, 2014

A Farewell to Tango Wisconsin

I have officially moved to Wheeling, West Virginia, and have already made three trips to Pittsburgh for tango. I had better put down some thoughts on my stay in wonderful Wisconsin before it fades from my drafty memory, so here goes.
Wisconsin was very good for me in so many ways. It was here that I finally incorporated a healthy diet into the lifestyle of a telecom switch technician where nine to five can be an a.m. or p.m. shift. It was very difficult to resist all the delicious doughnuts that are available on almost every corner in this vast state but I did.
Madison is the capital city and it is THE place to go. It consistently ranks as the number one best city in the United States. If you come here bring your tango shoes and stay awhile. I would have stayed forever if I could.
Dancing tango at the Cardinal Bar, my favorite tango spot, will be something I remember forever. I had so many great tango encounters here that I couldn’t stop myself from coming back every week. I think I came to Madison every weekend that I was in Wisconsin, a period of eleven months.
Most of the people I met in Madison were from Wisconsin. If I had to choose one word to describe them it would be WARM. Cheeseheads, as they are affectionately known nationwide, are easy to spend time with, be it ten minutes of a tanda dancing tango or a year working on a cellular network contract.
If you’re looking for a place to stay, put a $50 bid on Priceline for a room in the Middleton section of town. Half of the time you will get a room at the Marriott or something just as nice. Go to the Hubbard Diner and Bakery, http://www.hubbardavenuediner.com/, while you’re there for a uniquely Madison dining experience at a reasonable price. Make sure you read the t-shirts worn by the staff, they'll crack you up.
There are lots of weekend tango events and lots of weekday tango instruction available but only one place to go to find out where and when: http://www.madisontango.org/.  They’re on Facebook, too, under the name Madison Tango Society.
If you’re looking for a wild tango scene, you will not find it here. The ladies are all very respectable midwestern gals but they are almost all quite willing to dance with any leader. That is why this is probably one of the fastest growing tango communities in America. In the short time that I was here, two new tango communities sprung up in Viroqua and LaCrosse.
Also, the University of Wisconsin is an institution of world renown. I have met many tango dancers here who were visiting the university from Germany, Italy, Kazahkstan and many, many more countries.
If I ever get the chance to come back here, I will not hesitate. If you get a chance to come, don’t miss it. You will not regret it. Wisconsin is cold in the winter time but my memory of it will always be a warm place in my heart.


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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Albuquerque Tango Festival 2014: No Need to Call a Taxi Here!

                I just got back and once again I am super-elated after four days of total tango immersion! It was the usual smorgasbord of classroom instruction combined with evening milongas but something was different this time and it was us.
               I can’t quote numbers but every milonga and every class I attended was packed. Big deal, you say, we hear that every year about the ABQ Tango Festival, so what else is new? The women were EXTREMELY satisfied, at least the women I met, with the amount of dance invitations they were getting, that’s what was new!
                I have never heard a lady utter the phrase, “I am getting enough dances,” until this weekend! I didn’t hear this from just one person either. It was repeated many times by many tangueras.
               This festival will not be remembered for its fantastic instructors and their teachers, who were absolutely superb; it will be remembered for its awesome milongas and the proclivity of tangueros to sample as many tangueras as possible.
               I asked the show's organizer, Daniel Boardman, if he seeded the field somehow in favor of the ladies but he denied doing anything, crediting it to the good nature of the people in attendance.
               Another recurring event was also different, Tango InForm, a tango warmup session devised and conducted by Carrie Field, a tango/pilates instructor hailing from Taos, NM. 
               I was blown away last year by how well thought-out this exercise was yet she found a way to make it incredibly better. Carrie doesn’t just help us prime our bodies for a weekend of tango, she educates us on what muscles are being used when we dance.  
               The muscle-stretching exercises we performed to her easily understood narration were not the same as those of a year ago but they were just as safe and even more effective. 
               What I found most edifying about her routines were how closely they mimicked tango movements. By the end of the session I felt as if I’d already taken my first class of the day but also felt completely relaxed and refreshed!
               For more on Carrie Field and Tango InForm, check out her website here. For more stories about her click here. And here is a link to their original website where she was and still is one half of the dynamic tango teaching duo known around the world as Taos Tango: click here. Mike Malixi is the Yin to her Yang and he’s also an awesome force in tango as well. If you need more proof of that, clickhere:-D
               Having been to many tango festivals, I employed a new strategy for getting the most out of my investment. This time I decided to focus on one set of instructors to get a clearer picture of their teaching technique as well as to get a feel for how the students reacted to them.
               I chose Cristina and Homer Ladas for two reasons. First, I’d been following them on the internet for most of the eight years I’ve been pursuing proficiency in this dance and didn’t want to waste this chance. Second, they are the most frequently requested tango instructors in Madison, Wisconsin, a place where I tango often but never had the chance to attend one of their workshops.
               I’ll write a separate post about my experience with them but you should know that it was all good! Thank you, Cristina, you've helped my lead for the colgada immensely!
               Once again, the milongas were fantastic! I didn’t lack for partners and the partners I encountered were absolutely thrilled with their experience of the festival. The QTango Orchestra played once again on Saturday night and they were awesome as always. I am their biggest fan so you know I’ve blogged about them before just click here and here for two raving mad reviews.
               The accommodations at Hotel Albuquerque were exquisite: comfortable beds with great pillows, refrigerator upon request; great view of Sandia Peak on the even numbered rooms and a balcony on the odd numbered rooms. If you like the open air, choose the latter. Service was impeccable as it was the last time I stayed here.

               Finally, there were vendors, lots of vendors selling dresses and shoes and much, much more. I think they only take cash or checks so bring some with you if you come next year. I ended up buying a pair of practice shoes in my size, something I’ve been reluctant to do online.
               Thanks to all who made this event possible, mostly Daniel Boardman and the Tango Club of Albuquerque. Evidently you guys are not just getting older, you’re getting better. Your efforts are greatly appreciated and I want to thank you profusely, so here goes: Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, a hundred times, Thank You VERY, VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Albuquerque Tango Festival 2014: No Need to Call a Taxi Here!
               I just got back and once again I am super elated from four days of unlimited tango! It was the usual smorgasbord of classroom instruction combined with evening milongas but something was different this time and it was us.
               I can’t quote numbers but every milonga and every class I attended were packed. Big deal! We hear that every year about the ABQ Tango Festival, so what else is new? The women were happy, that’s what was new.
                I have never heard the phrase, “I am getting enough dances,” until this weekend! I didn’t hear this from just one person either. It was repeated many times by many tangueras.
               This festival will not be remembered for its fantastic instructors and their teachers, who were absolutely superb; it will be remembered for its awesome milongas and the proclivity of tangueros to sample as many tangueras as possible.
               Another recurring event was also different, Tango InForm, a tango warmup session devised and conducted by Carrie Field, a tango/pilates instructor hailing from Taos, NM. I was blown away last year by how well thought-out this exercise was yet she found a way to make it incredibly better. Carrie doesn’t just help us prime our bodies for a weekend of tango, she educates us on what muscles are being used when we dance.  
               The exercises we performed to her easily understood narration were not the same as those of a year ago but just as and just as effective. What I found most edifying about her routines were how closely they mimicked tango movements. By the end of the session I felt as if I’d already taken my first class of the day but also completely relaxed and refreshed!
               For more on Carrie Field and Tango InForm, check out her website here. For more stories about her click here. And here is a link to their original website where she was and still is one half of the dynamic tango teaching duo known around the world as Taos Tango: click here. Mike Malixi is the Yin to her Yang and he’s also a super terrific for in tango. If you need more proof of that, click here:-D
               Having been to many tango festivals I devised a new strategy for getting the most out of my investment. This time I decided to focus on one set of instructors to get a clearer picture of their teaching technique as well as to get a feel for how the students reacted to them.
               I chose Cristina and Homer Ladas primarily for two reasons.
               One: I’d been following them on the internet for most of the eight years I’ve been pursuing proficiency in this dance and didn’t want to wasted this chance.
               Two: They are the most frequently requested tango instructors in Madison, Wisconsin, a place where I intend to visit and dance tango when I can.
               I’ll write a separate post about my experience with them but you should know that it was all good!
               Once again, the milongas were fantastic. I didn’t lack for partners and the partners I encountered were absolutely thrilled with their experience of the festival. The QTango Orchestra played once again on Saturday night and they were awesome as always. I am their biggest fan so you know I’ve blogged about them before just click here for a raving mad review.
               The accommodations at Hotel Albuquerque were superb: comfortable beds with great pillows, refridgerator upon request; great view of Sandia Peak on the even numbered rooms and a balcony on the odd numbered rooms. If you like the open air, choose the latter. Service was impeccable as it was the last time I stayed here.
               Finally, there were vendors, lots of vendors selling dresses and shoes and lots more. I think they only take cash or checks so bring some with you. I ended up buying a pair of practice shoes in my size, something I’ve been reluctant to do online.
               Thanks to all who made this event possible, mostly Daniel Boardman and the Tango Club of Albuquerque. Evidently you guys are not just getting older, you’re getting better. Your efforts are greatly appreciated and I want to thank you profusely, so here goes: Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, a hundred times, Thank You VERY, VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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