I've been busy the last nine months, too busy to take seriously the little old lady from Cortez, CO, who just published a book based on my stories about witches and zombies who dance tango whilst trying to save the world from total domination by the Mayan Blood God and a bizarre sect of Utah religious fanatics; what's going on out there? First the Bundy's and now this. To be fair, I did kind of say it was okay but that was because I was under the influence in a Colorado kind of way so I guess I got no one but myself to blame.
FYI, Carmen, if this book strikes it rich I'm suing you so be prepared.
Here is a brief synopsis of what she wrote.
First, the book is called Revelations of Wiccans and is available on Amazon.
The star of the novel is an adventurous young lady called Angelina Jones. I'm guessing she's Indiana Jones' little sister but the similarity ends there. Angelina is part of a tribe of wiccans in the Four Corners' region who subscribe heavily to quantum mechanics and the string theory of physics to deduce that the world as they know it is in mortal danger from a renegade Mormon archeologist who happens to be Angelina's father.
Angelina travels to Argentina, dances tango with zombies and the devil before returning to the states to confer with her wicked aunts on the best course to take to resolve problems discovered during her investigation. Little of this stuff was from my material, especially the part about the Nigerian woman named Kolawole who, IMHO, stole the show.
Much of the rest of the story is excerpts from my blog on tango zombies, the witches of la befana and the tango bitches from hell series. Honestly, if she was going to plagiarize my work she should have at least included my post on La Pushka, Little Paw/Warm Heart. C'est la vie, I guess.
All in all, I think she did a great job and it was good to see these witches and tango bitches get a little more attention than I was able to give them these last two years.
Don't be afraid to check out her book so I can sue my way to retirement. It's available on Amazon. Just click on the pic below to take you there.
