Kayakhombre Washington Office
It looks
like another victim has fallen to the siren song of tango. General H. A. Petreaus,
head of the Central Intelligence Agency, resigned suddenly when it was
discovered he’d been spotted dancing tango regularly with the head of the Italian
Intelligence Agency, Admiral Mama Mia Luigi. Was it the music, the close
contact of this incredibly passionate dance imported from the brothels of
Buenos Aires, Argentina, or was it her thick dark mustache and four o’clock
shadow that made him long for the ladies of Baghdad?
Stay
tuned for more on this late breaking story.
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